She has been described as an adorable toughie and invitingly vulnerable and she's known for her dukes-up badassness.


Amy Dannenmueller hails from Osceola, Wisconsin. There she learned the ways of the tough-talking, hard-drinking, cheese-churning Midwestern floozy. Born suspicious, she began searching for answers at the age of 2 months. When she wasn't digging up clues buried by her ancestors, she could be found reading sonnets to the spiders in her root vegetable garden. She displayed an early love of word play, deadly insects, and serial killers. Fairly well adjusted, Amy now resides in New York City with her cat, Chaplin.


"A photograph is a secret about a secret,” she said. “The more it tells you the less you know.”

-Diane Arbus


She enjoys hosting dinner parties, cross-bitching, and judging. She regularly consults with Marilyn Monroe for fashion and career advice and considers Robert Downey, Jr. more than just a friend. She is a member of SAG/Aftra, AEA, and The Anatomical Heart Appreciation Society. Amy has the soul of Daria, the mouth of an old-timey sailor, and the body of the Pink Power Ranger. She has heard the saying 'you can attract more flies with honey than vinegar', but never really developed a taste for honey.